Friday, September 30, 2011

In-Stall-ed

Have you ever been really stressed out at work?
I mean, really really REALLY stressed out...

Until a little light bulb goes off and you head to the rest room to pee... In 2 minutes, you go from "Status: intensely stressed out" to "Status: what a lovely Fall Friday".. That was me five minutes ago.

I also had some time to think to myself while I ws in the rest room...

Sex in bathroom stalls must be really uncomfortable. Jeez. From the floors that i wish I did not have to walk on to all the surfaces that you don't know exactly who just touched them. And the risk of dying by cracking your head on the toilet? Whew. I just imagined someone showing up partly clothed at Hell's Gates with a broken head, and the last entry in their Life Folder would read....

Happy October guys :)